make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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