Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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