pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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