I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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