Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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