Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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