That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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