Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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