My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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