Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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