drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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