that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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