I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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