Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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