When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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