You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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