Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
he had hair everywhere except his balls
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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