i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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