i may or may not be watching the land before time
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
i am craving dick and cupcakes
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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