dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
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