i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
