i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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