hell yes lets make some ravioli
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
did you just send me my own nude
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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