Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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