sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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