This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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