Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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