there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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