I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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