Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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