this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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