i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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