I like my sex mixed with concussions.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
No I am not eating basil off your cock
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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