i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Randomize
