porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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