Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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