Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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