the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
