I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I know her cup size but not her name....
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