your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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