Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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