Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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