this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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