Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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