who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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