i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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