I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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