I need help removing her.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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