I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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