we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
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